#1 How do you throw a party at seminary?
- Keep the library open past 11pm.
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Humor
Seminarians at reformed seminaries sometimes say bad words. But they do it differently than most people. The following is a list of words that the first year Seminarian will soon learn to blush upon hearing them whispered by the hardened lips of second and third year theologians.
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I have a confession to make. I don’t really like sports. I do not describe baseball or football or basketball by listing off my favorite player’s stats. Instead, I describe all these pastimes with one word… “Sports.”
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Jack worked in the city and knew that it was about that time of year to go visit his cousin Jeremiah. Jeremiah worked as a farmer out in the middle of nowhere and had hit hard times. But when the two cousins talked on the phone, Jeremiah said to come on down and he’d prepare the best food for his city-slicker cousin.
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There are a few hazards people don’t tell you about when you sign up for seminary. Here, to warn the general public, is my exhaustive but incomplete least of the top 10 dangers.
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Instead of hitting the bars or going downtown to bump and grind at the newest clubs, Christians flock to their friends’ homes for one of the oddest of rituals. It’s something new that most people don’t realize happens to Christians when they repent and invite Jesus Christ into their life. But their Friday and Saturday evenings will no longer be spent in the smelly confines of a darkly-lit and overcrowded dance floor. Their nights will be spent in a small circle gathered around an colorful board.
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Here are a few original Awkward Christianity invented Bible jokes. The references may seem a little obscure, but so are the thoughts of those that created these jokes. Laugh at own risk.
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One Sunday a friend totally transformed my church worship experience. We were standing in the front row staring up at the music screen, when he looked at me and slowly turned his body 90 degrees to face me. He kept singing, and this is what I learned.
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The Shortest Conversion to Christianity in History – Matthew 16:13-27
by Jonathan Romig on Fri, Oct 7, 2011
in Devos,Humor
I put my faith in Jesus when I was four years old. My conversion was not grounded in deep theological truth but in one simple concept. My brothers were Christians so I wanted to be a Christian. My mom was sitting in our old living room when I told her I wanted to believe in Jesus. We bowed down next to our old-blue couch and prayed “the prayer.” I confessed my sins, asked for Jesus’ forgiveness, and invited him into my heart. And then we prayed something that made a big impression on little me.
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